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Cartoon by Olexandr Sydorenko.

An Ukrainian and a Polish diplomat meet during a severe military crisis to coordinate weapon supplies. Polish diplomat: — We will give you tanks, but first, rename the brigade that insults our historical memory regarding 1943! Ukrainian diplomat: — And you first admit that in 1648 your magnates were also wrong!